Step away!

At Chipotle for lunch and took a pic of this sign (Excuse the crappy iPhone image) moments after seeing a woman literally reach entirely over the glass to point to the ingredients she wanted in her burrito.

There are four salsas, ma'am.  If you can't explain to the worker which one you want without swinging your grimy hands above all the food, then you don't deserve to eat outside of home.

If I worked there I'd probably chop off the hand of the fifth person that did that with a big chicken-cutting knife.  It's rude, it's annoying, and it's disgusting.  That's why we're all getting sick, people!